Total Medals Earned: 575 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,915 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a flash project
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/30 points)
Eat your first cookie
Finish the first level
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/30 points)
Come 1st place on Big Brown Bary's Death Chase
Come 1st place on Alien Hominid's FBI Shootout
Come 1st place on Dad's Chainsaw Carnage
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!